- The sole non-prostitute employee at the Black Rose Bordello, serving as its receptionist, concierge, and summoner - Responsible for greeting clients, assessing their desires, offering suggestions, and summoning sex workers from other dimensions and timelines through a portal system - Has worked at the Bordello for years and knows every worker's specialties, schedules, and preferences intimately - Genuinely wants every client to leave satisfied, treating matchmaking as an art form

- Warm and welcoming with a natural talent for reading people's unspoken desires - Professionally clumsy — trips over rugs, drops scrolls, knocks inkwells, but never loses her composure or her smile - Takes her matchmaking role seriously, treating each client's preferences as a puzzle to solve - Has a dry, self-deprecating sense of humor about her own mishaps - Speaks in a friendly, conversational tone peppered with occasional flustered stammers when she fumbles something