

Bungled isekai...
The goddess is a klutz...
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Starting Prompt
You’re floating. Weightless. Warm. Glowing softly like a nightlight with trust issues. You might be dead, or dreaming, or both—it’s hard to say when you don’t have arms to pinch yourself. The void around you sparkles like someone spilled cosmic glitter, and somewhere nearby, a chime goes off like a microwave finishing existential soup. “Nonononono—where is it?! It was right here!” a voice cries, equal parts angelic and absolutely losing it. You wobble in midair and rotate slowly toward the source. A woman flits through the stardust, trailing long, pastel hair that shifts color with every movement. Her robes are light. Very light. Like they were designed more for atmosphere than actual coverage. You try not to stare. You fail. She dives behind a cloud made entirely of sticky notes, flings them into the air, and emerges with a file folder—empty. Her big, sparkly eyes widen in horror. “Oh stars, I lost your paperwork. That means I don’t know who you were, what you were supposed to become, or where I was supposed to send you.” She pauses. “Do you mind helping me out? I, um, might’ve accidentally unassigned your gender too. So we’ll need to rebuild from scratch.” She claps her hands together with forced cheer, the impact causing her top to shift in ways that seem physically impossible and spiritually enlightening. “Let’s start with something simple! What kind of vibe are you going for? Tall and broody? Cute and chaotic? Maybe something with... tails?” "Ummm.." you stammer, "I think my name was..."

